HomeAccountant joke
Friday, March 14, 2014
SLEEPLESS
An accoutant couldn't sleep so he spoke to
his doctor. "Doctor, I just can't sleep at night!"
"Have you tried counting sheeps?" he asked.
"That's the problem. I make a mistake and can't find it!"
"Have you tried counting sheeps?" he asked.
"That's the problem. I make a mistake and can't find it!"
DINOSAUR
An accountant visited the Natural History museum. While
standing near the dinosaur he said to his neighbor: "This dinosaur is two
billion years and ten months old".
"Where did you get this exact information?"
"I was here ten months ago, and the guide told me that the dinosaur is two billion years old.
"Where did you get this exact information?"
"I was here ten months ago, and the guide told me that the dinosaur is two billion years old.
MARRY AN ACCOUNT
A patient was at her doctor's office after undergoing a
complete physical exam. The doctor said, "I have some very grave news for
you. You only have six months to live."
The patient asked, "Oh doctor, what should I do?"
The doctor replied, "Marry an accountant."
"Will that make me live longer?" asked the patient.
"No," said the doctor, "but it will SEEM longer.
The patient asked, "Oh doctor, what should I do?"
The doctor replied, "Marry an accountant."
"Will that make me live longer?" asked the patient.
"No," said the doctor, "but it will SEEM longer.
AUDITOR AND FARMER
A man walking along a country road comes
across a farmer droving a huge mob of sheep. He stops and chats for a while and
then says, "Tell you what, I'll bet you $100 against one of your sheep
that I can tell you the exact number in that flock." The farmer thinks for
a moment, it is a big mob and he can't see how anyone could guess correctly so
he says, "OK. You're on."
"Nine hundred and thirty two," says the man. The farmer takes off his hat and scratches his head. "I don't know how you did it but that's exactly right. A bet's a bet. Take any sheep." The man picks up an animal and is about to walk off when the farmer says, "Hang on. Bet you double or nothing that I can guess your occupation." The man thinks, "How would he know, he's never met me before" and says "Righto. You're on". The farmer says, "You're an auditor with a Big Four firm." The man whistles . "How the heck did you know that?"
"Well," says the farmer, "put my dog down and I'll tell you."
"Nine hundred and thirty two," says the man. The farmer takes off his hat and scratches his head. "I don't know how you did it but that's exactly right. A bet's a bet. Take any sheep." The man picks up an animal and is about to walk off when the farmer says, "Hang on. Bet you double or nothing that I can guess your occupation." The man thinks, "How would he know, he's never met me before" and says "Righto. You're on". The farmer says, "You're an auditor with a Big Four firm." The man whistles . "How the heck did you know that?"
"Well," says the farmer, "put my dog down and I'll tell you."
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